With Valentine’s Day looming on the horizon we thought it was time to turn our thoughts to that of romance here at Fashicon, and so naturally we decided to write about underwear – and more importantly what underwear to avoid if you ever want a hope of getting past first base this Valentine’s Day!?!So take a sneaky peek at the list below to make sure you don’t score an own goal in the romance stakes on Saturday – yes guys, Valentine’s Day is this Saturday!?!
1. What better place to start this list than with the thong!!! Does anyone know who actually wears this type of underwear other than strippers or Peter Stringfellow!??! Thongs on men are just bad with a capital B, and surely you can’t be that concerned about your VPL (visible panty line) that you would have to resort to wearing a thong!?!
2. Far worse than the thong is the novelty thong. There is actually something quite creepy about this type of underwear and believe me, no one is going to want to pet it if you dress it up as an elephant or something similar!?! Something to consider as well is that after you have passed away your nearest and dearest will have to go through all your belongings – and do you really want your son or daughter to discover a novelty thong in your underwear drawer?!?! Shudder.......
3. Next on our hit list is silk underwear. The thing is that every woman knows that no man would ever buy himself silk underwear, so finding you wearing a pair of silk boxers will kill any passion dead in an instant as your girlfriend will just assume they were a gift from an ex lover. If you want our advice – when you say goodbye to the giver, say goodbye to the silk!?!
4. It’s hard to think of something that could actually be more distasteful than the thought of edible underwear, so I think I’ll just move on. Needless to say don’t be tempted to try edible underwear if you ever want to see your girlfriend again!?!
5. Bikini briefs or Speedo like underwear is another no no as far as we’re concerned!?! All I can say is that you’d better be European – otherwise there really is no excuse!?!
6. Wearing nothing but trousers and a smile is certainly your prerogative, but if you do insist on going commando just remember to be careful when zipping up after a trip to the men’s room – especially if you’ve had a few beers!?!?
What you wear under your clothes has now become just as important as any other part of your wardrobe, and sadly those old faithful and familiar grey pants will just no longer do!!! Underwear is probably the single most functional garment you wear, and one of the most important factors in whether you feel comfortable in your clothes. It’s the closest thing to your skin, and when you’re wearing attractive underwear, you walk differently and even feel sexier!!!
So, if you would rather your girlfriend didn’t run screaming from the room when she sees your underwear this Valentines, why not check out our website at www.fashicon.co.uk for a few stylish alternatives that will definitely put the zing back into your love life!?!
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